and that would leave one for...

...ME!!
{can you name that movie quote?}

thanks to all of you fine folks, my little blog won for
favorite pee-in-your-pants-funny blog
AND
favorite singles blog.
i was even presented my awards by ben stein and the ever lovely ex-couple vienna and jake.
yay me!
click {here} to read all about the awards show. hehe.

clearly, this is what i wore...and i know i look so much like lea michele these days that we could be twin sisters.
don't you worry, i am already gunning for the role of body double on glee.
duh.

and because i know you are just dying...
here is my awards speech:
i have to admit i honestly thought i had no chance of winning tonight so i didn't prepare a speech.
{enter batting of fake eyelashes and my fake cry}
but first and foremost, i need to thank anyone i have ever met in my life.
and then i need to thank my queen supreme miss katy perry hudson brand.
even though you married russell and i can't forgive him for being a man who wears skinny jeans, you are my favorite person on this earth that i don't know and you taught me to be a firework in life, rather than a plastic bag.
thirdly, i need to thank every boy who has ever broken my heart because if you hadn't then there is a very real possibility that right now i would be married and participating in my worst nightmare aka: cooking, rather than standing here in a cotton candy pink oscar de la renta gown and louboutin heels, winning an award tonight for being single.
speaking of single, special thanks to kim kardashian for showing the world that no matter what, you always have to follow your heart.
even if it means having a $20 million wedding and then calling it off 72 days later because you just couldn't lie to yourself anymore.
if that isn't courage...i don't know what is.
also thanks to toddlers & tiaras. you gave me so much material to work with this year that i didn't even have to come up with my own jokes.
oh and to my future boyfriend, chris pine. i am sure you will be worth giving up my status for.
God bless you all.

okay, back to reality and for realsies here...
although this is all in fun,
{meaning i hope you grasped my sarcasm in the speech above}
each of you took time out of your days to go over and click for me and i want to say thank you for that!
i guess i look at it that if people care enough about you on the silly things, it goes to show that they will without a doubt be there for you on the big things.
and i guess that is all a girl can ask for in life.
xoxo.