Tuesday, April 13, 2010

gg: the unblairable lightness of being

blair and chuck are asked to be the happy couple (ironic b/c they are anything but happy these days) that escort dorota and vanya down the aisle. chuck bass is footing the bill for the wedding to show blair he is a good person.
serena is still looking for her father via scummy carter baizen and nate can't help but feel jealous.
rufus is finally using that brain we always knew he had, and realizing lily is NOT where she said she would be.
eric has a new love interest. and vanessa is nowhere to be found (yipppppeeee)
the bottom line: dorota and vanya are the newest mr. and mrs. in town, serena is off to find daddy vdw, jenny knows this but keeps nate out of the loop, blair realizes she doesn't like who she's become with chuck and winds up in the arms of....dan humphrey!?!? (yes folks...dan humphrey)

so here are thoughts from last nights episode:
Hold up! What is this hairstyle on Nate...BRING THE MAN BANGS BACK. Puhlease?
I thoroughly believe Blair Waldorf's nightgowns are not nightgowns at all, but actual spaghetti strapped dresses that she thinks are cute, but would never wear in public. Because B in spaghetti straps? Not a happenin' thing.
The only thing Serena and I have in common is that she considers Louboutin's an appropriate gift for an apology.Does Cyrus need to scream everyones name as they walk through the front door?
I will never get over the fact that Blair Waldorf has a portrait of herself as Marie Antoinette on her wall.
I love that B and N still tell each other everything.
Chuck just because you can say those 3 little words over and over now does not mean we are just gonna forget the fact that you prostituted our classy B out last week.
Is there something in the water at the VanDerWoodsens?!? Because I do NOT understand why these women just can't tell the truth. For the love of everything that is holy...TELL THE TRUTH!
Jenny Humphrey makes her episode entrance. It looks like this week's color is purple. Purple eyes and lips...are we in the gothic 90's?
100 points for the fact that the Polish band is playing a version of "I Gotta Feelin'"
Bad move Cyrus...always a touchy subject when you point out the fact that Upper East Side women don't raise their children, the maids do.
Dorota and Vanya are just about the cutest thing I have ever seen.
"Carter was helping me find my dad? Was he in Carter's hotel room?"...BEST. LINE. EVER.
Okay so apparently Cyrus doesn't just yell names, he yells everything!
Sometimes when Blair cries, it is like she is 5 years old again. Which let's face it...she basically is.
Dorota looks gorgeous in her wedding dress.
Ok so for one time only my friends, I actually like Jenny's dress.
People people...you live in the high tech world of Gossip Girl! Why is communication such a problem for everyone?!
Eleanor and Cyrus are giving Vanya and Dorota the keys to the apartment, and I am crying.
Hell must have just frozen over because Blair Waldorf is dancing with Dan Humphrey!!!
(Yes, this is me screaming!!!!!!)Jenny!! Why do you feel the need to go through other peoples purses and answer other peoples phones?!? Who does that? Oh ya, J. Humph...the BITCH!
(yes daddy, i just said a swear word, but in this instance it really is necessary)
Blair and Dan...I kinda like it my friends.

next weeks episode is pushed until the 26th
(boo, i hate/love sweeps week)
[dr. strangeloved]
nothing about this makes me happy, and i say that in an
"i am so addicted to this show it is ridiculous"
sort of way.

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